Desperation: the mother of creativity

What happens when you need a large scale piece of art for a client's bath and there is absolutely nothing left in the budget?  You keep your eyes peeled for inspiration, and after noticing that the paint splatters on your drop cloth form a pleasing composition....cut that crap up, staple it to a left over pantry door from the store room, and screw that baby on the wall.  It helps if you can keep a straight face while using terms like outsider art and the beauty of found objects.......